I’ll have the chicken nuggers with sweer potato French frieds and a coffer
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
i said damn six times after seeing this
OmFGG
Holy fuck
basically the shorter you are the angrier you are
I feel like Amanda Bynes and Justin Bieber are competing to see who can have the funniest downward spiral
- day after prom: Emily and 564 friends have changed their profile pictures
- what she says: im fine
- what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
psa to parents: if your kid is crying the number one thing that won’t make them stop is screaming in their faces for them to stop its guaranteed to make them cry more