June 2012
somnophiliacprince:
if you ever send me a nice message and don’t receive a reply it’s most likely because i want to keep it in my askbox forever
a special message for a very special someone
maximumbuttitude:
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
plankton’s nudes have been leaked
When the teacher asks you a question and everyone...
most-awkward-moments:
imthedad:
fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
mcsingle:
if i cant have you as a friend…………..
IM GONNA MAKE YOU A TROPHY!
i even picked out this nice jar for you……
vaginastorm:
when you try your best but you dont secede
