yokunai: breathe if you think i’m hilarious
mafgaret: west side walk it out south side walk it out east side walk it out north side walk it out
WHAT IF SOMEONES NAME WAS GURT
nicoosuxx: THEN I COULD BE LIKE “YO GURT”
When people say "I can hear your music"
lightonmyheartmelianne: I’m just like “So can I”
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
dynastycrisis: when people act like it’s cool to not read books
mileyhighrus: new fave reaction picture
nintendoggystyle: everthorne: judas was creepy as fuck nigga jus want some damn attention
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: no, this is patrick.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
commanderinqueef: am I hot? am I single? will I ever be hot? will I ever be in a relationship?
mechastreisand: a teenage girl takes a “natural” picture of herself and captions it with “sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on”
me: I don't know when I'm ever gonna use this gif but I'll save it
Reblog if you'd vote Patrick Stump for president
did you ever want to unfollow a blog cause their personality bugs you to no end but they post good shit so you can’t and you’re forever conflicted
peteandpatrick: ray-super-simple-toro: Panic!...