May 2013
rabioheab:
my favourite american president is Abraham Linkin Park
nahlou:
there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
“hey whats your zodiac sign”
emeteriia:
CONGRATULATIONS TO COLE & DYLAN SPROUSE FOR BEING THE ONLY PEOPLE IN MY GENERATION OF DISNEY THAT HAVE NOT LAUNCHED A SINGING CAREER
vagisodium:
yo teach when will we be learning about the dance dance revolution
April 2013
ulyssee:
cigs4kids:
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
ikenbot:
“weren’t you wearing that shirt yesterday?”
biologytextbook:
*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*
deerpong:
I’ll have the chicken nuggers with sweer potato French frieds and a coffer
cloudyismynewclear:
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
dirtybongobeats:
lowkeat:
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
i said damn six times after seeing this
growlithed:
pechyenka:
basically the shorter you are the angrier you are
the-po-po:
I feel like Amanda Bynes and Justin Bieber are competing to see who can have the funniest downward spiral
ranyakumo:
to the window
day after prom: Emily and 564 friends have changed their profile pictures
what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
whoharassthenepeta:
psa to parents: if your kid is crying the number one thing that won’t make them stop is screaming in their faces for them to stop its guaranteed to make them cry more
heartless:
when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym
gothgirlsonly:
*slaps your ass*
good post bro
internetexplorers:
literally is literally one of the most misused words in the world
brandnewswastikas:
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
fasterfood:
why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
neither-can-live:
Today in my history class we were discussing the book we’re reading and my teacher accidentally gave something away from a part we haven’t read yet and he got really upset and started banging his head on the wall and screamed “BAD DOBBY BAD”
darrynek:
but can bob the builder fix his crumbling marriage
fohawkhawtie:
The most polite conversation on YouTube.
cokeflow:
when hot people give me attention